Oliver and I were in Target recently and I was picking up some travel-sized items because I was going out of town for work. We had the following conversation:
Ollie: What 'dat Mama?
Ollie: Oh. For washing your butt?
Me: Among other things.
Ollie: Oh. You a girl so you not hab a penis. Not everybody hab a penis...
but everybody has a butt!
It's hard to argue with that logic!
He also recently asked me; "what you do with my crap, Mama"? It took me a while to realize that he was asking me where I put the art project that he made at daycare... he was saying "craft".